is the founder of IntellSearch, a boutique search firm in existence since 2010. She is an MBA in Human Resources from XISS, with 30-plus years of experience. Anupreeta is a passionate reader, speaker, writer and is known for her passion for social causes.HR folks can keep pretending wellness is a policy, empathy is a pamphlet, and fun is mandatory. But until and unless, you stop
dying a slow death by spread sheet, no one's buying it.
Author - Anupreeta Lall
HR is seen frantically looking for the company's POSH policy. The document is not read for its legal merit. It is frantically skimmed for one specific, life affirming detail: The name of the External Member of the Internal Committee (IC).
The process is frankly exquisite, a thing of beauty. First, the organisation announces its "bold, new vision" with a press release so saccharine it could give you a cavity. They set an impossible-sounding goal, like "50% leadership to comprise of DEI hires by the end of Q4 2025," which sounds...
People forget they ever participated. Until, weeks later, a town hall is announced. The CEO stands before a colourful slide deck and triumphantly announces: "We are proud to report an engagement score of 74%." The room claps, unsure if that's a cause for celebration or concern. Is that a good score?
HR immediately launches Damage Control Protocol. This includes a mandatory "Professional Conduct Refresher" where they pretend everyone behaves like fully-formed adults and no one is watching their ex across the room waiting for a shark attack.
You can almost hear the internal scream as the HR head clutches the laminated value charter like it's a scroll from Mount Sinai. The struggle, my friends, is real.
Performance reviews leave HR professionals in need of therapy. The time-honoured method of constructive feedback-praise, critique, praise is lost on Gen Z.
The true artistry of the WMDs lies in the other deductions, a beast that devours random, unspecified amounts. These bespoke deductions, nibble away random, unspecified amounts, leaving you scratching your head at the laws of fiscal physics.
Welcome to The Third Eye - a column where I, your friendly neighbourhood search consultant, take a humorous, sardonic look at the bewildering world of Human Resources. From a perch high above the trenches, I observe the intricate, often amusing or even absurd dance between employees and employers...
The leadership might decide that the organisation needs a more Zen like philosophy. "We want every department to reflect compassion, calmness and mindfulness in their operations! Start with the Legal Department.
