Hello Human Resources Team, the office experts who handle the contracts, the compliance and the constant stream of paperwork. You are the Physicians of the Workplace who help the company run smoothly. But then why on closer scrutiny, do most of you look like zombies on autopilot?
The HR function is the one preaching “Wellness”, but most of you are visibly running on caffeine, panic, fumes and broken code. You are the most stressed people in the building. You look like you’re one compliance audit away from moving to a remote cabin and raising goats.
We receive emails from you at night reminding us to “Maintain Work-Life Balance”. You ask us to “Go Home On Time”, yet here you are sending emails at 11 p.m. You give us access to a special “Wellness App” where we get points for tracking our sleep. But when exactly do you sleep?
One of your biggest jobs is fixing “Burnout”. Often your solution is to send an email about a new wellness initiative, saying it will reduce our stress. The only stress it...
